Girls Girls Girls

Eating conversation hearts

Candy speaks my language

They forgot the grunts

The snare of derision

My crippling brand of indecision

Too much talk gives me gas

I had a habit of falling down

Trippin’ down the whole damn town

Rockin’ out BK with a big kid crown

Burger in hand, shake in my butt

But I’ll tell you what

I need to hear three square words

And it ain’t girls girls girls

In any order

Girls girls girls, they never understand

Girls girls girls, what it takes to be a man

The ones that do, ain’t interested in me

And the ones that don’t

Ain’t lookin’ either

Asks me what I think of war

I say it depends on which

Tells me they’re all bad

Her stare of dissidence

My sniffling stand of indifference

Politics betray my low IQ

I make a trick of being off

Breakin’ ice for the whole damn loft

Fallin’ in face first but landing soft

Cubes in eyes, circles ‘round my bite

But they never tell ya right

Only say what you wanna hear

And it’s just girls girls girls

But there’s a man at the door

Girls girls girls, they never understand

Girls girls girls, what it takes to be a man

The ones that do, ain’t interested in me

And the ones that don’t

Ain’t lookin’ either

Can’t catch my breath

Lining my mitt for a break

My leg snags it instead

The blank cast of plaster

Not even if I really asked her

Would she sign the thing

Daddy never taught me not to cry

But he never gave a damn to try

My mommy showed me how to fly

A marriage into the ground

But wait til’ I tell her what I found

And it ain’t girls girls girls

It’s only one

Girls girls girls, I will never understand

Girls girls girls, I will always be this man

And yet she sees, something interesting in me

She’s got eyes for this guy

Ain’t bad lookin’ either